Looking For Someone
This man was looking for a specific person, so he brought a sign that he can hold up. He’s looking for a smokin’ hot Italian chick, to be specific! We wonder how his wife responded when she saw the sign as soon as she made it through the gates. Based on that smirk on his face, we are sure that he was more than pleased with himself.
Dad Is Home
If this sign tells us the truth, then it was a good thing that he had just arrived home. Who knows what would otherwise have happened to the children? Mom allegedly left two weeks ago, asking the question: how long had this guy been away in the first place, exactly? Don’t worry, boys; dad is home at last.