#TurtlesAreDumb Let’s Get It Trending
Jane Goodall is at work across the room, delving into the questions that the rest of us are afraid to ask. You might be wondering what causes turtles’ overly dramatic behavior on the internet, as well as their choking on their straws. They only realized what they were watching was fake news after they finished watching the video and looked down at their Starbucks straw. Thank you for sharing your scientific perspective and for using such a fantastic hashtag to do so!
Oreos Copied The Taco Bookmark And Yes, I Am Offended.
By stealing the taco post, Oreos has effectively put the finishing touches on my theory that corporate marketers are all humanoid reptiles attempting to comprehend humans. Thank you for starting a trend that no one asked for, and for giving me a compelling reason to switch products.